Old Jews Telling Jokes: Rabbi Convention
Old Jews Telling jokes: Heaven
- How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender
- How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
- How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
- How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
- What’s more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
- Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time