Classic TV Commercial
Polytheistic Pyre
| Her: | crazy things happened tho. good and bad. but we've only been broken up like a week and a half |
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| ... kay... sorry ill try to not go there right now... | |
| Me: | you can go anywhere you want, just make sure you check the prices and book in advance |
2 weeks ago - 
2
2 High Maintenance: Olivia
2 weeks ago - 3
3 Do you want to come up for a drink?” she asks too casually, […] “Listen, I want to watch David Letterman soo…”I pause, unsure as to why I’m lingering, ” I should go.”
“You can watch it…” She stops, then suggests, “at my place.”
I pause before asking, “Do you have cable?”
“Yes.” She nods, “I have cable.”
Struck, I pause again then pretend to mull it over, “No it’s okay, I like to watch it… without cable.”
She offers a sad, perplexed glance. “What?”
“I have to return some videotapes.
American Psycho
3 weeks ago - 9
9
Pete Holmes Stand Up
3 weeks ago - 1
1 4 weeks ago - 3
3 4 weeks ago - 1
1 Am I eating a grapefruit or am I in a waterpark!?!
World’s most unfunniest man who believes he’s the most funniest man in the world.
1 month ago - 1
1
