Classic TV Commercial
|Her:||crazy things happened tho. good and bad. but we've only been broken up like a week and a half|
|... kay... sorry ill try to not go there right now...|
|Me:||you can go anywhere you want, just make sure you check the prices and book in advance|
Still one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.
Féte des Pets
High Maintenance: Olivia
Do you want to come up for a drink?” she asks too casually, […] “Listen, I want to watch David Letterman soo…”I pause, unsure as to why I’m lingering, ” I should go.”
“You can watch it…” She stops, then suggests, “at my place.”
I pause before asking, “Do you have cable?”
“Yes.” She nods, “I have cable.”
Struck, I pause again then pretend to mull it over, “No it’s okay, I like to watch it… without cable.”
She offers a sad, perplexed glance. “What?”
“I have to return some videotapes.
The Mythical Show Ep. 2
So hilarious!! Especially all the holidays in May bit!
Pete Holmes Stand Up
John McWhorter: Txtng is killing language. JK!!!
World’s most unfunniest man who believes he’s the most funniest man in the world.